Faux King Ding Don

Unisex Hoodie

Show your lack of support for America's Ding Don! Whether you're working with people of other colors and races or simply visiting your racist Uncle, this t-shirt will inform them of your willingness to stand against tyranny while also pointing out the Faux King tiny groomed pee-pee. It feels soft and lightweight (the t-shirt we mean), with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all as democracy should be!

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Matching flat drawstrings

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!