Show your lack of support for America's Faux King Ding Don! Whether you're working with diverse people or visiting your racist Uncle, this t-shirt will inform them of your willingness to stand against tyranny while also pointing out the Faux King's tiny groomed Ding Don. It feels soft and lightweight (the t-shirt we mean) and has the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all as democracy should be!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!